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To Catch a Predator- Funniest Show Ever! July 19, 2007

Posted by samtaco in Reviews, Thoughts, TV Shows.

Thanks to the Internet, many males who have the idea that young girls around the ages of 13 to 15 will have sexy time with them, get on them myspace type chat sites to see if their ever loving dream can come true. But thanks to Chris Hansen, we can all sit together and watch as hilarity ensues on Dateline NBC’s To Catch a Predator as these males thinking they’re gonna have fun with a minor, instead have Hansen embarrassing them with reading what they had said in their chat with the minor (which is really law enforcement officials posing as teenagers) and asking “What are you doing here?” Later they get arrested.

This week’s episode we go to New Jersey where 28 men showed up at Dateline’s undercover house. First a 44 year old guy screen name “whosurdaddy” drove over an hour just mate with the fake girl. Soon taking to the girl (who’s really a 18 year old actress) about how he can’t wait to touch-touch. Then it’s Hansen to the rescue! The guy not knowing what the show was, begs to Chris not arrest him saying that his mother is very sick and that he’s lonely (can’t imagine why). But Hansen does not grant his wish and gets beat up the cops.

Soon three other guys come… all at the same time (I guess they just couldn’t wait)! They all get sent to big house. Soon a 53 year old guy comes to love or as he said “Play with u, hold u, kiss u, feel u”. When Hansen comes, the guy starts saying (like the others say) that he wasn’t gonna do anything (but said he was when talking to the fake girl just a few second before Hansen came). Also he had said in his chat that he couldn’t be there very long as he had to go pick up his wife from  work (I guess a friend had to take her home that night)! As he gets arrest, the guys start muttering “Oh why did I do this?”


Later a 29 year old gym fitness (man he’s pumped!) who he goes by “lovermangenuis” (spelling “Genius” wrong) comes. While chatting online he sends naked pictures of himself flexing and stuff and then when talking to the fake actress girl outside, he ask her to sit on his lap (man this guy is ready for some lovin)! Before that could happen, Hansen make his trademark entrance and talks to the guy (who knows he’s on Dateline) about his problems and soon the guy asked when he’s gonna make his television debut (so he can show his mom), then gets arrested.

Now on to my favorite part of this episode. “icetruckkiller103” the 25 year old comes to have “hardcore sex and to get high and watch family guy” (a perfect date). He even has the pot on him and shows it to girl (who you could wanted to get hell out of there)! Then Hansen appears and guy is semi happy to see him cause he watches TCAP on the web (as do I). Knowing whats gonna happen to him, he takes his time before cops come to arrest him and beat him and gives advice to people at home.


After two cry babes get arrest, we meet the final guy on the first part of the New Jersey episode. 27 year old “loverboy212x” comes from a train and walks 2 miles to the house (all that to get arrest). Wearing a Spongebob jacket, talks to fake girl and wants to know her before they get it on (what a good idea). But doesn’t get the chance as Chris Hansen comes and to talk to the guy. The guy now changes his story (of course) and then asked Hansen if he can take home so he doesn’t have to walk all the back the train station (smooth man) but doesn’t have to, as he gets arrested.

Now true it’s quite scary to think your daughter right now as we speak could be taking to a 60 year about “****ing his @$$hole”. But man is it funny to see them a TV trying to cover up there real reason of being there with a minor.

Thank you Chris Hansen for all the laughter.




1. ramzy - July 19, 2007

does anyone know where i can watch this video online cuz i missed it if so please email it to me at hypernovaxx@gmail.com

2. samtaco - July 19, 2007

I think Daily Motion has a full episode on their site.

3. susanb - July 21, 2007

I friggin love this show! chris hansen is the man!

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